yes. that's my name phil hooberstink. so? "habenstank". | whatever. why are you following me? i wasn't. you just happened to be walking in front of me. | a likely story. hey mister ego. this happens to be the bridge that leads to the ritzy end of town... and that's where i'm going... | really? ritzy hey? yep, there's some good living to be had over there. | ummm. well there's no point in splitting up at this crucial juncture is there? heavens no! ...bevan. |
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©2009 Dan Beeston
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