so, after falling down a sewer pipe, escaping from mutant rats and starting your own fashion label... | this is where you lead me? back here? hey, how was i to know the world wasn't ready for "goiter-wear" | you never listen to me. if i keep hanging around you i'm going to get killed. | ok, let's split up. but i hope you're ready for the public brou-ha ha that's bound to unfold. | oh are you going that way? that was the direction i was going to go... |
by Lliam Amor, Dan Beeston and the Goatlord.
©2009 Dan Beeston
Goiter wear comes in a wide array of colours and materials. You can even get those little googly eyes to stick on it...