there was talk earlier of a hardware store? yes, yes there was. it's a few blocks up and maybe half a dozen over. | just look for the store with the super sturdy looking front door covered in really big locks- -but- | -and all its surrounding windows smashed in. ah. | i think there may even be an suv sticking out of one of them but that may be the lingerie store, it's been a while since i've been out that way. | regardless, if you get to the bridge, you've gone too far. you know where a lingerie store is? | yes, i know where a lingerie store is. i wanted to find something that wouldn't always ride up my crack but was lacy enough to still make me feel like a lady. | i had to go to that particular store because they have the special change rooms that enable you to take of your suit and not die! | aha! it is all just an act. you said "die". this is correct but i believe my exact wording was- | fuck off and die. yeah yeah, i'm going. | but this is a good thing g, i'm now almost certain that you're probably not clinically insane. | i'll be back later. | don't forget the "and die" bit. |
by Lliam Amor, Dan Beeston and the Goatlord.
©2009 Dan Beeston
So many people forget that bit.
Horribly inconsiderate of them.