Bubble Wrap

hello, what have we here? if i can just pry it from-
huzzah! free foob.
dear lord lucifer who quite obviously has just taken up residence in heaven! creamed loin of donkey?! why must you torment me so?
today's food-in-a-tube moment brought to you by the purveyors of evil shenanigans.

by Goatlord

I'm fairly certain that, when our friend here was cowering in his apartment, snug in his fine, red suit, waiting for the outside world to be still, the one thought at the forefront of his mind was that he would never again be served another helping of his evil (not so)great-aunt Gertrude's Cream of Donkey Loin.