that's right frank, murder. every single one of these poor souls was murdered.   | cause of death? how about: failure to fulfill life expectancy. | you don't like it? tough shit, i'm the scientist and you're the detective. now go detect. | hey you with the clipboard, yes you. where the fuck are my sunglasses?! | expensive sting! |
by Lliam Amor, Dan Beeston and the Goatlord.
©2009 Dan Beeston
Did you know that the effect they use from that "The Who" song can also be achieved by tying a bunch of rare and endangered creatures together, stretching them tight between two fifth graders who are, in turn, stapled to the underside of opposing A380s then, at a precise moment in time, drawn across by a bow from a bass viola? It's a lot of rooting around, granted, but sometimes you just get bored enough and ask yourself, I wonder if...
