Bubble Wrap

die, just die.
oh, i don't feel so good.
excellent!
ah that's better, it was just gas.
i thought i was in trouble for a moment.
probably still too stressed. you can help me with that though, can't you baby?
die, just die.

by Goatlord

I know for a fact that positive thinking just doesn't work.

If negative thinking doesn't work there's no way in hell positive thinking does.