morning g. sleep well? not a wink. | good, good. i was mulling my recent moodiness over some cheese last night and i think it can be put down to stress. fascinating. | are you sure you slept o- -uh ah. | right. moving right along, after everything i've been through and coupled with the current cheese shortage, i'm really stressed out. welcome to my world. | yes, well after i'd realised i was so stressed out, i thought of what i used to do to relax before the outbreak of ... death- -ninja. | before, i'd go to a party with friends and we'd meet some pretty ladies, take some very nice drugs and a good time was had by all. this is "moving right along"? | unfortunately, i'm yet to find any pretty ladies or any very nice drugs. there was one other relaxation method but... | i haven't been able to "take care of business" since i put on the suit. there's a record store in the middle of town if you're desperate for some elvis. i doubt they'd have sold out yet. |
by Lliam Amor, Dan Beeston and the Goatlord.
©2009 Dan Beeston
Welcome to my world.
No, I don't validate.
Sleep now.