Bubble Wrap

i don't care what your mother said when you were younger. you are so much more than a taser to me.
bob? i don't want to talk about bob i-
yes, it looks as though he's going to stay.
no, i don't know what i'm going to do with him.
you know what to do with-
no! that was a freak accident.
a definite one time only thing.
i said no!
if it is ever going to happen again, it's going to be me-girl-girl and no it doesn't count that i think bob is a big girl.
actually, why don't you sleep on the couch tonight!
oh is that right?
i never loved you either!

by Goatlord

I'm tired of dealing with freak accidents.

I understand that alcohol has been allowing the gene pool to become shallower every day but people, please, coat hangers really aren't all that expensive.