i don't care what your mother said when you were younger. you are so much more than a taser to me. | bob? i don't want to talk about bob i- | yes, it looks as though he's going to stay. | no, i don't know what i'm going to do with him. | you know what to do with- no! that was a freak accident. a definite one time only thing. | i said no! if it is ever going to happen again, it's going to be me-girl-girl and no it doesn't count that i think bob is a big girl. | actually, why don't you sleep on the couch tonight! | oh is that right? well... | i never loved you either! |
by Lliam Amor, Dan Beeston and the Goatlord.
©2009 Dan Beeston
I'm tired of dealing with freak accidents.
I understand that alcohol has been allowing the gene pool to become shallower every day but people, please, coat hangers really aren't all that expensive.