 | welcome back g. hello bob. did you manage to find a good substitute?  | not at all. there is no more cheese to be had, it seems. here. i found some spray cheese and managed to pack it into this old vegemite tube. | it might taste a little funky though, not withstanding it originally came out of a can. g, thank you. this is truly a wonderful gift. | don't thank me until you try it. mmm, processed cheese. nom nom nom. | i'm glad you like it. that i do. how did you get it in the tube? | i used old man wilson's foob packer. old man wilson? | i don't know if he was an old man or not but, early on, we found a bunker underneath wilson's garage. it was stuffed full of foobs and a diy foob packer. | "we" found a bunker? early on, yes. you and i are still enjoying some of the spoils from it. | but "we"? just enjoy your cheese bob. |
by Lliam Amor, Dan Beeston and the Goatlord.
©2009 Dan Beeston
Dext3rLuva: hail to the CHEESE!
BigcH33z3: Um ... hi(?)
Dext3rLuva: i like cheese
BigcH33z3: That's nice.
Dext3rLuva: do u like cheese?
Dext3rLuva: ?
BigcH33z3: Sure, who doesn't?
Dext3rLuva: i like what ur wearing
BigcH33z3: Excuse me?
Dext3rLuva: does ur mommy make u clean up aftr u make messes?
BigcH33z3: I've got work to do. Go annoy someone else.
Dext3rLuva: i like to flush my messes down the toilet
Dext3rLuva: bye bye don't have to think about u enymor
Dext3rLuva: mommy was 2 big 2 flush tho
BigcH33z3: Leave me alone!
Dext3rLuva: i imagined her into little pieces and she flushed just fine then
Dext3rLuva: just like a litttle mommy whirlpool
BigcH33z3: GO AWAY!
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BigcH33z3: ...
Dext3rLuva: Do you understand the importance of keeping your home wireless internet connection secure?
BigcH33z3: What?!
Dext3rLuva: Those wire rims really bring out your eyes. Much like that spork you used for dinner will in about 27 seconds
