that boy is incorrigible. i doubt he even knows where the outhouse is anyway. | how are magazines supposed to help us out? apart from the pornography there are many old issues of a local farmers almanac | contained within is a great deal of useful information that the group should benefit from none of us are farmers, billy bob. | understood i believe i have the basics down but it can be something we can all learn together | the food situation certainly would benefit from our collective understanding it sounds like something i'd not be against. | to begin with i would like us to attempt to build a hydroponic garden in the cellar kumar has been suggesting a hydroponic setup for a while now but he wasn't suggesting we grow food. | most of the required materials should be found on the farm we may have to search further afield for the solar cells and extra batteries | if you think it can be done then, by all means. i really wasn't looking forward to starving to death. nor i | have you got a cold? i do not believe so | you just seem different, is all. did you get high when you were out scavenging? no | perhaps that's it then. i think you've been constantly on something since you arrived. the new billy bob is certainly more confident. he has his uses |
by Lliam Amor, Dan Beeston and the Goatlord.
©2009 Dan Beeston
The many uses of Billy Bob
If you liked Deliverance...
Filthy boy! I must now clean up my act, cut my hair and get a real job.
I last had my hair cut in November (not the hot doll) of '92 ... I think.
As usual, I was incapable of communicating with another human, in this case, a human with hair cuttin' type scissors so I ended up sporting the fleetingly popular "Billy Ray".
Humiliations galore.
Long story longer - I've not been back.
It just turns grey then falls out in the shower anyway.