,..and taking the lord's name in vane and coverting your neighbour and the 'morning after' pill and,.. wait? what? the 'morning after' pill is against your religion? why? | it is murder. you're killing an unborn child. a child? but that's not true. | is not a person considered real even when they are just conceived? but that's the thing. sperm stays in the woman's system for up to three days before fertilisation occurs. | what? it's true. the top part of the vagina is like the 'green room' that a stand up comic waits in before actually having to go up on stage and perform. | and then? and then it's more like backstage at a rock concert. | i don't believe you. whoa! tough womb! |
by Lliam Amor, Dan Beeston and the Goatlord.
©2009 Dan Beeston
Spent all evening practicing PAchabel's Canon on the guitar. I can now play all songs ever written.