i thought you said you weren't crazy? he's down here. | bob, this is sick. i know i can be a bit of a jerk sometimes but why would you show me a decomposing corpse? are you sure that's what it is? not a ninja in a clever disguise? | no, i can tell by the sight and smell of it that it's a decomposing corpse. so you can see it for what it truly is? | this poor man caught the disease, like so many others, and died. his last moments were probably spent in a great deal of agony and very much alone. | he's out here in the street, partially buried in dust. so, yes, we can infer that what ever happened to him, or her for that matter, probably wasn't very nice. | however, the picture you've painted is only one of many possible scenarios. there isn't much of him left to discern a great deal about his last moments at all. | a few tatters of clothing but no visible skin. there isn't much flesh remaining and, judging by the marks on some of the bones, he's now someone's meal ticket. | perhaps my horde of demon girafflings? | or, for all i know, a pack of rabid wallabies. i'm pretty sure wallabies are herbivores. | they may have once been but the world is a very different place now. not that different. are wallabies even native to this part of the world? | you could check wikipedia. i'll get right on that. |
by Lliam Amor, Dan Beeston and the Goatlord.
©2009 Dan Beeston
You can lose yourself in Wikipedia for months at a time. Totally oblivious to your surroundings and personal hygiene.
It looks as though that Stefanovic robot thingy has had some work done on his personality chip.