Bubble Wrap

what did the ninja say when you met?
nothing actually.
you didn't speak to him at all?
i did but i'd mistaken him for someone else at the time.
how embarrassing for you.
no ... just sad.
you're not going to start crying again, are you?
no, i've done my crying.
and here he is.
wha...
oh, i see.
y'know, i don't think "take-the-mental-patient-to-converse-with-his-imaginary-friend" is a prescribed psychiatric treatment.

by Goatlord

Of course "Take-the-mental-patient-to-converse-with-his-imaginary-friend" is a real treatment.
Has G never watched television?!
I still don't understand why he just won't tell Bob his real name. He's so frustrating at times...