 | were you crying last night? ...yes  | bob, i'm going to tell you what my scout master would tell me after any given camping trip, "son, kids are resilient. you'll get over it." | you were a scout? no. | god, i really think this is worse than being alone. what are you talking about? | you, you're completely insane! no i'm not. | no? on the first day we met, you were convinced that i was a figment of your imagination. so? | also, i'm pretty sure that just before we met, you were speaking seductively to a taser. we're good friends is all. |
by Lliam Amor, Dan Beeston and the Goatlord.
©2009 Dan Beeston
Good friends?! Good enough for a 3am booty call but not good enough for...
Remember your breathing.
Bitter is your favourite beer not you as a person.
Breathe in, breathe out.
Be one with the Cheese.
The Cheese will smite that scabrous trollop with a dose of the clap any second now.
(do the cool kidz still say "booty call"?)
