Bubble Wrap

infidel!
wah!
a gun?!!
you dare pull a weapon on me. i fear it not. the hand of god with protect me.
b- back off!
i shall not!
click!
click?!!
what the fuck?!! why doesn't this sodding gun work?!!
oh, it never worked.
click! click! click! click!
click! click! click!
click! click! click! click!

by Dan

The guys who delivered the couch today were HUGE!! Massive biceps on them. Like wilderbeasts mating under a flesh coloured tarp.