professor!! help!! they've got me!! | i have a strong urge to make a joke about not going to rescue him but i'm too damn scared thinking about the fact that now i've got to go rescue him. |
by Lliam Amor, Dan Beeston and the Goatlord.
©2009 Dan Beeston
I caught a fish the other day. A tiny whiting. It panicked when it got hooked and swam past a sand crab. The sand crab got entangled and caught both of them on my hook. I threw back the fish because it was too small and I threw back the crab because I don't like crab.