you haven't told me what you're going to do with the money yet. i'm going to roll it up into a big fat blunt and smoke it.   | money is plastic nowadays, won't you die from the poisonous fumes? not to mention the third degree burns on my hands and lips. | so you intend to go through all this rigmarole just so you can die an horrifically painful death? | i figured there's no possible way i can ever die happy but i can definitely die rich. |
by Lliam Amor, Dan Beeston and the Goatlord.
©2009 Dan Beeston
I tried to die once.
It didn't take...
because I am IMMORTAL!
There can be only dumb.
