what will you do with the money if you're successful? if?! of course i'll be successful. i'll have my shiny gun. | but it doesn't work. they won't know that. anyway, it's shiny with good, it's a good gun. | it will blind the evil petrol station attendants with its goodly brilliance and their black hearts will be filled with such a crippling fear. | all money and valuables will literally fly into my bag, grateful for being liberated by a modern day robin hood such as i. | so in actual fact, mr smarty pants, the gun does work. | it didn't work on me. i guess you're just not evil enough. | hah, i told you! wait - you pointed a loaded gun at me and pulled the trigger. what the fuck man?! you don't know that it's loaded. | not really the point g. however you... is it loaded? of course. | dude! |
by Lliam Amor, Dan Beeston and the Goatlord.
©2009 Dan Beeston
I'll hurt you.