so ... what are you going to do with the gun? what gun? | the one you were making all shiny yesterday. oh, that gun. | i've decided to become a modern day robin hood. i'll be taking from the rich, petrol stations, and giving to the me. you mean "to the poor." | it's a retelling of a tired old tale. besides, i am poor. but robin hood did good things for the community. | and so will i. petrol station operators are all evil to the core. they've spent half a century and more gouging the public for every last cent. | and you just know they sell pederasty under the counter. orthopaedic footwear? | yes but evil orthopaedic footwear. |
by Lliam Amor, Dan Beeston and the Goatlord.
©2009 Dan Beeston
Burn it to the ground.