look, i'm sorry for whatever it was that happened to you, i really am. | i realise that, from the way you seem so "unhinged", it must have been fairly horrifying but whatever it was, it wasn't my fault. so you say. | yes i say! i certainly had no involvement in sending the entire planet to sleep and, up until quite recently, i was completely unaware of your existence! | this is not my fault. stop being such a fucking jerk! | sure, whatever. you still looking for a place to stay? what? | i noticed you were literally sleeping in the gutter last night. would you like to stay at my place? just like that? | why not, if i have to die in a hail of giraffe shrapnel so be it. you're a very tiring person to talk to, you know. | i don't know what to say. | say nothing, you're cutting into my nap time. |
by Lliam Amor, Dan Beeston and the Goatlord.
©2009 Dan Beeston
bLog you all, good night!