you were supposed to be giving me news. yes but you keep interru- | whatever, news giraffe boy! *sigh* what would you like to know? | why do we have to wear these suits? i believe, if we don't wear them, we'll fall asleep and never wake up. | why? because of the sleepy-yellow illness. | really, "sleepy-yellow illness", that's what you're calling it? | i would have thought an evil mastermind intent on ruling the world could come up with a better name than that. | what about: plan a or substance x or even, project giraffe? hey, i didn't create it! | but you named it, yes? i had to call it something and i didn't have anyone to discuss it with. | a likely story, i don't think. but- | moving right along. why... am i bothering with this? | you either have no information of any worth or you do but won't tell me for fear of my awesomeness ruining you evil machinations. | apart from the awesome thing, there is some logic to that, i guess. | says evil mcevil of evil giraffeville, intent on throwing me off the evil trail of evil. |
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