Bubble Wrap

that was unsettling
and im not sure why
where the hell did i park my car

by Goatlord

Cars are funny things. Recently, a friend was kind enough to lend me her new car after hearing how mine had had a slight disagreement with a pedestrian and was busy consoling itself with a new paint job and serial numbers. It (my friend's car) was one of those newfangled hydrogen powered jobs, very flash. Anyhoo, being the polite gentle-sir I am, I'd decided to return it to her with a full gas tank. Unfortunatley, I pulled up to the Fluorine gas pump and...
Very flash indeed.