we're starving to death and you left the food by the side of the road because it didn't taste any good? professor? it wasn't even really food. i mean, what the hell is a watermelon anyway? | it seems that the only food that survived is that teflon coated crap. it could take weeks to find some more. i know of a billboard advertising foob. we could start our search there | you fuck-tard! we can't eat a billboard! whoa! sorry. forget i said anything. i'm just trying to help. | you're right, sorry, i'm just so hungry. where is this billboard? | up on chestnut street, out in front of the old foob warehouse. | fucktard hey! maybe we could eat a billboard |
by Lliam Amor, Dan Beeston and the Goatlord.
©2009 Dan Beeston
I love heist films but it did occur to me how strange it is that I root for the thieves to get away with their plans to break the law, but I get so angry when people litter.
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