phew. lucky that horse came along when it did or it would have been dark by the time we got home.   | ...oh | regardless, it's a beautiful night and i believe we'd planned to- | you want me to sleep on the couch?! where is this coming fr- | oh, so he puts on one parlour trick and- | oh look at me everybody! i'm the incredible mind reading, cheese eating, exploderer of giraffes! | i don't care what he said. he probably isn't real but this, you and me baby, this is real. | i'll "baby" you if i want! | fine, if that's the way it's going to be! | no, i don't think i'll be getting any bread or milk while i'm out. | low fat, sure, whatever. |
by Lliam Amor, Dan Beeston and the Goatlord.
©2009 Dan Beeston
Want milk that tastes like real milk?
Bite the udder off a cow and enjoy!
Awesome doesn't even begin to describe the experience because you're right, it's a whole different shade of nasty (with an sty not a zi) and noisy and just a little too stampy for the liking of most everyday persons.
