Bubble Wrap

uugh! how long was i out for?
you crashed all night. it's like, lunchtime.
it pains me to say this fly, but it looks like you may have saved my life.
i gotz skillz!
it fact,.. it pains me to say anything.
what the?!! why is my jaw attached to my visor?!!
um,.. maybe some,.. one,... sewed it there,..

something i would never do.

by Dan

I have boots that look like biker boots, but they also have big heels on them. It's a strange blend between totally macho and totally girlie.