Bubble Wrap

ahm nudda zumbi, flah
what's your favourite organ?

you turned this conversation to brains pretty quickly for someone who's not a zombie
i,... hate you fly!
hmm,. i thought zombies had no emotion. i never heard of a zombie who learned to 'hate' before
they,.. haven't met *you* yet, fly

by Dan

Ho Ho! I got offered a job today as a tour guide. I'll be running tours around Brisbane city showing people the locations of horrible, horrible murders.

Old ones,...

Really old ones,.. historic ones.

No need to call the police.