you know - i actually feel great! i'm not surprised - you slept like a baby | huh? i was on watch most of the night and then when i did try to go to sleep you kept waking me up every two hours? see? | ok, whatever little man - i see what you're doing - you can't make me feel upset today - this is my time to shine! uh-huh. | what's that? "tastes like chicken - a guide to edible flesh" | ok. i'm officially weirded out now. i'm not surprised - you slept like a baby |
by Lliam Amor, Dan Beeston and the Goatlord.
©2009 Dan Beeston
"You slept like a monkey in a zoo during the school holidays" may be more apt?