Bubble Wrap

you know - i actually feel great!
i'm not surprised - you slept like a baby
huh? i was on watch most of the night and then when i did try to go to sleep you kept waking me up every two hours?
see?
ok, whatever little man - i see what you're doing - you can't make me feel upset today - this is my time to shine!
uh-huh.
what's that?
"tastes like chicken - a guide to edible flesh"
ok. i'm officially weirded out now.
i'm not surprised - you slept like a baby

by Lliam

"You slept like a monkey in a zoo during the school holidays" may be more apt?