hey! i can hear you pee.
oh, it's stopped.
by Lliam Amor, Dan Beeston and the Goatlord.
©2009 Dan Beeston
I went to the doctor and he told me to drink more beer.
I said that I was feeling awful the morning after just a beer or two. He said that I should drink more. More types anyway. He didn't tell me that it was a good thing. He didn't tell me to lay off. He said if I wanted to drink to more excess I should try many more types of beer and see if I'm allergic to many more types.
So I did, and now no longer drink XXXX Gold.
Now I avoid having an apple a day because I've got the best doctor ever.