Bubble Wrap

i couldn't leave her there completely defenceless.
against what?
a rival gang?
are you fearing reprisals from the sharks?!
don't be silly bob, the park is landlocked.
yes, silly me.
g, penelope is a horse, she has hooves.
how do expect her to swing a crowbar?
telekinesis, duh.
...ok, tell me this:
instead of leaving an important piece of equipment in the middle of a park,
why didn't you just get some of your invisible ninjas to watch over your imaginary horse?
you just got sick of carrying it, didn't you?
it was very heavy.

by Goatlord

Did you know that that the "hoof" is the horny part of the foot of an ungulate?

This Star Trek re-imagining is just writing itself.

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