Bubble Wrap

a stud, tyler.
i was going to be a stud.
and you still can be.
i don't know if i want to be anymore.
i thought australia said "no" to this sort of behaviour.
kumar...
you know what, fuck it!
when i grow up, i'm going to become a nun.
umm
they're the ones that don't fuck little boys, right?
as far as i know.
that settles it then,
i'm going to be a mutha fuckin', muff divin' nun!
no kumar, no.

by Goatlord

I was going to ask if Kumar kissed his mother with that mouth but I presume his answer would be:
"No, I kiss your mother with this mouth, wassup sign!"

So I didn't bother.

There's a lot of things I haven't bothered with. It makes me me but I'm not sure if it makes me more or less human.

Perhaps I am just human. I am what the magical sky being had in mind when he was bored on that sixth day. I am the pinnacle of humanity!

Why don't we just call that "Scary Thought #42" for the day and move on...

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