Bubble Wrap

are you sure?
i don't think i feel too good on a sudden.
calm down kumar.
dude, i'm not supposed to go out like this.
i was going to be a stud ... a stud, tyler.
your suit is far hardier than you give it credit.
don't you remember, you fell from the hay loft onto the plow and you were fine.
maybe.
ok, you've recently spilt battery acid all over yourself-
details.
and don't think i haven't noticed the shiny spot developing on the weird shaped tree trunk out in right field.
you leave crystal out of this.

by Goatlord

If I could paint, I would paint a portrait of you.

Just so I wouldn't have to keep replacing all the mirrors around the house.

ZING!

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Just wasting time until I remember what was supposed to go here.

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Nope, it's gone.

Just like my predatory libido, he says just before asking for a lawyer.

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