Bubble Wrap

so are things going to be weird with beth when we get there?
we won't have trouble with beth.
break ups are hard
i don't want to talk about it.
if only we were swans.
ew! gay!!
i mean, swans mate for life. they never have break ups.
still, it could be worse.
yeah?
ducks engage in gang rape.
what?!!
a bunch of ducks will pin a female and take turns hammering her with their giant penises, sometimes in flight if need be.
when you say giant,..
eight inches.
whoa! that's emasculating.

by Dan

I'm busy on Monday night, Tuesday night, Wednesday night, Thurs, Fri, Sat. Then Sunday, Monday, Tuesday. Maybe Wednesday, Thursday, Friday Sat.

I haven't had a schedule like this since High School.

Read Lilley Street again you Black hearted swine