Bubble Wrap

huh?... did you have that all the time?
hmmm? no.
while you were rooting around that rubbish dump i found a dozen of these in a box.
phil! why didn't you call me?
you looked so determined. it reminded me of the 4th rule of my self esteem program...
which was?
"be like the gasping manager - efficient out of water"
do me a favour - just unzip this suit right now...
i'm going to see if they have any "chicken loaf" left...

by Lliam

Do Chicken's loaf? Are they predisposed to hanging around in tiny, thin tracksuit pants? What does a Chicken do on the weekend?...

"Right, I'm off to get Barn Laid"

Sleep Dep