you know what i really miss?
a nice drop of beer.
it's 10 in the morning.
i dunno. drinking before lunchtime seems unnatural.
like mixing two types of cereal or urinating while chewing food.
it's comments like that that make me really miss having alcohol.
by Lliam Amor, Dan Beeston and the Goatlord.
©2009 Dan Beeston
So Twitter, huh? That's some nutty website. If you're looking for me over there you'll find me at @dnabeast, but there are some friends who are mad keen into it too.
@girlclumsy is often good value (if sometimes a little maudlin). Then you've got the musical maestro @KrisAnderson. The amazing literary genius @JohnBirmingham and newsreader and cracked writer @DiscoStu101.
Actually I should point out I'm not close friends with John Birmingham. I've only met him once. He seemed nice. Also I haven't talked to Disco Stu much but I got a very positive feeling about him.
Edit: Changed @Discostu to @Discostu101