yes. that's my name phil hooberstink. so?
whatever. why are you following me?
i wasn't. you just happened to be walking in front of me.
a likely story.
hey mister ego. this happens to be the bridge that leads to the ritzy end of town... and that's where i'm going...
really? ritzy hey?
yep, there's some good living to be had over there.
ummm. well there's no point in splitting up at this crucial juncture is there?
by Lliam Amor, Dan Beeston and the Goatlord.
©2009 Dan Beeston
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