that's right frank, murder. every single one of these poor souls was murdered.
cause of death? how about: failure to fulfill life expectancy.
you don't like it? tough shit, i'm the scientist and you're the detective. now go detect.
hey you with the clipboard, yes you. where the fuck are my sunglasses?!
by Lliam Amor, Dan Beeston and the Goatlord.
©2009 Dan Beeston
Did you know that the effect they use from that "The Who" song can also be achieved by tying a bunch of rare and endangered creatures together, stretching them tight between two fifth graders who are, in turn, stapled to the underside of opposing A380s then, at a precise moment in time, drawn across by a bow from a bass viola? It's a lot of rooting around, granted, but sometimes you just get bored enough and ask yourself, I wonder if...