Bubble Wrap

do we have to spend so much time reading these bibles?
of course. we must allow our minds to fill with the output of the typewriter of the lord.
man, this had better be worth it.
hold on a second. you're not a lesbian are you?
*gasp*
we do not utter such words here, fly. they sully our ears.
well, what do you call them?
we use metaphors.
ah,.. like 'k.d. lang fan'?
er,.. well,..
or 'vaginasaurus rex'?
you travel the right path, fly, but surely in the wrong direction.

by Dan

Okay, I missed another day yesterday. Sadly I've spent all weekend catching up at work. What a waste of a long weekend, but alas it needed to be done.
Maybe I'll have a day off this week.

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