Bubble Wrap

you dirty rotten,..
rotten,..
,..
man!!!
*ugh*
you killed them all!
they're all dead!
whaaaah ahah ahawwww
whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
ugh. jesus christ!
you dare to use the lord's name in vain!!
whoa ho ho!

no,..
no,.
i,..
jesus,... christ,...
um,..
returned.
what?
he, returned,.. er,. and he took all your friends with him. he said he was sorry he missed you but he'd be back soon and to,.. er,.. keep up the good work,.. and uh,.. not to taze me again.
wait a second! how did he know i was going to taze you?
uh,. he,... um,.. he did that to prove that he's really jesus.
he is coming for me?
oh, praise in his name!!
*phew*

by Dan

My body clock is on Perth time at the moment. It's driving me up the wall. I keep waking at 11 and not getting to sleep until 3 in the morning. I'm always much happier when I'm up at 8.

Read Lilley Street again you Black hearted swine