okay, i'm going to try to find out what they want. maybe we can trade something.
trade what? we don't have any marketable skills.
well, i'm pretty strong and you're super smart!
maybe we could trade some foob for some well thought-out rational arguments.
who are you cats?
we are the church of the oppressive light. we have remained after the rapture to cleanse the world of evil.
do you have any evil food that we can get rid of, for you?
by Lliam Amor, Dan Beeston and the Goatlord.
©2009 Dan Beeston
My friend Simon represented Australia in this most ridiculous of sports. Jugger is based on the blood sport portrayed in the film, 'Salute of the Jugger'. It's surprisingly rich in strategy. I cruised along on Sunday to watch. It was a blast.