Bubble Wrap

so ... what are you going to do with the gun?
what gun?
the one you were making all shiny yesterday.
oh, that gun.
i've decided to become a modern day robin hood. i'll be taking from the rich, petrol stations, and giving to the me.
you mean "to the poor."
it's a retelling of a tired
old tale.
besides, i am poor.
but robin hood did good things for the community.
and so will i. petrol station operators are all evil to the core. they've spent half a century and more gouging the public for every last cent.
and you just know they sell pederasty under the counter.
orthopaedic footwear?
yes but evil orthopaedic footwear.

by Goatlord

Burn it to the ground.

Genesis 2