Bubble Wrap

out partying all night were we?
hardly, i was somehow trapped inside an invisible box.
uh huh.
why didn't you help me out?
all you had to do was open the door.
it was stuck.
did you jiggle the handle?
eventually.

by Goatlord

Gelignite is the key!
I discovered today (not really) that whenever someone asks you a question, your immediate answer should always be gelignite.
Try it for yourself and watch the hilarity and/or armed response ensue.

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