Bubble Wrap

a plume of smoke rising idly in the distance
obviously someone or someones in distress and in need of my specialized services
what a shame the designers of my vehicle failed to take into account the relative impact strength of a sun dried human forearm in high speed collisions
i am quite certain that had the designers the tiniest forethought
the walls of my fuel tank would have been significantly thicker
my apologies smoke persons
we will meet soon enough

by Goatlord

Poor Dan. He should send up a smoke signal for our new friend here. I'm sure he could help end his ailment.

Read Lilley Street again you Black hearted swine