Bubble Wrap

well, a pleasure as always but i'm supposed to be walking around in a huff being angry about something.
you don't remember what about?
...no
i must say, you're marginally nicer to talk to since you found some new friends.
humph, they've gone too ... probably.
what about bob? i'm sure he'll be your friend, if you lighten up a little.
giraffe boy?! i don't think so. he won't last a week around here.
we'll see.
as you've mentioned, it hasn't been the best of days. why don't you go home and get some sleep.
and if i don't want to?
do what you think is best. just don't say i didn't warn you.
warn me, about what?
fucker.

by Goatlord

Has anyone licked a gypsy biker before?
Why do I keep typing questions into these things when I already know the answers?
While we're on the topic, the one from the other day, the one about the waffle iron and the hamster ... never mind.

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