that guy was none too specific with his directions. where am i supposed to find a vacated home in the middle of the city?
should i just start knocking on doors? if there's no answer, maybe they've just gone out for the day or are just visiting relatives.
what if i bust down a door ... yo, only to be surprised in the morning by the owners as i'm tucking into their porridge?
i wonder what porridge and cheese tastes like?
i bet it's awesome.
by Lliam Amor, Dan Beeston and the Goatlord.
©2009 Dan Beeston
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