ow...honey i’m home! he slurs drunkenly after staggering through the screen door...at 6am no less. sweety, i can explain. i was out drinking with the boys when i met this hot chick and well, one thing led to another and we ended up going at it hammer and tong all night. i’m really sorry. | right...and my uncle noel doesn’t have carnal knowledge of animals. what really happened? ok, ok. i was out drinking with the boys and after we got chucked out at closing time, they thought it would be a good idea to duct tape me to the nearest roundabout....again. | oh tyler, you could have at least put on clean underwear before you left yesterday. *sniff* *sniff* |