Fuck
You
My
Darling
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Cosmetic Surgery '
written by
Dan
:Monigue says: do you think my appearance could benefit from cosmetic surgery?
,Tyler news.,Monique query.
:Tyler says: that depends. do you mean that you’d have your thighs done?
,Tyler news.,Monique silent.
:Tyler says: or that everyone else would have their eyelids sewn shut?
,Tyler news.,Monique angry.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Snake Charming '
written by
Dan
:Monigue says: i was thinking of doing a tafe course in hairdressing but check this out. snake charming!
,Tyler news.,Monique news.
:Tyler says: well for you they’re one and the same aren’t they?
,Tyler talk.,Monique silent.
and then she turned him to stone.
,Tyler talk.,Monique coffee.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Angels '
written by
Dan
:Monigue says: do you believe in angels?
,Tyler silent.,Monique query.
:Tyler says: no, i really don’t.
:Monigue says: then the kitchen is on fire.
,Tyler talk.,Monique coffee.
:Tyler says from offstage: my steak!! it’s ruined!!
:Monigue says: i believe in angels.
,Tyler none.,Monique slygrin.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Chinese New Year '
written by
Dan
:Monigue says: big things are coming for you, eh?
:Tyler says: wha? why?
,Tyler query.,Monique coffee.
:Monigue says: chinese new year.
year of the cock!
,Tyler silent.,Monique slygrin.
:Tyler says: shh, listen closely. that’s the sound of no-one laughing.
,Tyler talk.,Monique news.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Goat '
written by
Dan
:Monigue says: have you ever eaten goat?
:Tyler says: with or without horns?
,Tyler talk.,Monique query.
,Tyler coffee.,Monique shock.
:Tyler says: what’s eating you?
,Tyler talk.,Monique shock.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' What Year?! '
written by
Goatlord
:Monigue says: you look flustered, you haven’t actually been running have you?
:Tyler says from offstage: quickly, close the blinds! i hear footsteps, do you hear footsteps?
,Tyler none.,Monique query.
:Monigue says: they switched your decaf at work again huh?
:Tyler says from offstage: it was awful, i was out the back but i could distinctly hear the guy ask for a ’phased plasma rifle in the 40 watt range’ so i hightailed it out of there.
,Tyler none.,Monique talk.
:Monigue says: idiot.
:Tyler says from offstage: i’m going to hide under the bed now. if anyone comes to the door, your name is ’sarah’
,Tyler none.,Monique news.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Fantastic Voyage '
written by
Goatlord
just what is paul robinson up to on the latest episode of super celebrity porn neighbours?
,Tyler query.,Monique news.
:Tyler says: his elbow?
,Tyler slygrin.,Monique silent.
:Tyler says: ow...hurties
,Tyler headinhands.,Monique angry.
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