Fuck
You
My
Darling
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Maps '
written by
Dan
:Tyler says: two friggin’ hours late!!
:Monigue says: don’t blame me. you were the one who wouldn’t stop for directions.
:Tyler says: you were supposed to be reading the map.
,Tyler angry.,Monique talk.
:Monigue says: women aren’t inclined to reading maps, we’re more adapt at emotional problems.
:Tyler says: well, that just goes to show how very woeful women are at doing anything important.
,Tyler talk.,Monique coffee.
:Monigue says: i don’t need a map to tell you where to go this time tyler.
,Tyler news.,Monique talk.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Camera '
written by
Dan
:Monigue says: i think my camera might be broken.
:Tyler says: mmm?
,Tyler news.,Monique query.
:Monigue says: oh, wait. that’s right. you’re just really ugly.
:Tyler says: mmm.
,Tyler news.,Monique talk.
:Tyler says: hey!
,Tyler shock.,Monique news.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Sleep '
written by
Dan
:Monigue says: ,..and then she told marci that the baby wasn’t his and sue marched around there and she said that she wasn’t going to stand for any more of it and then jack (you remember jack?) he said the he,... he,.. *yawn*
,Tyler news.,Monique query.
thud!
:Monigue says: zzzzzzz
,Tyler news.,Monique headinhands.
:Tyler says: with monique dosed up on rohypnol i’ve got the chance to enjoy some peace and quiet.
:Monigue says: zzzzzzz
:Tyler says: hmm, i must be getting old. i remember a time when,...
,Tyler coffee.,Monique headinhands.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Da Vinci '
written by
Dan
:Tyler says: so? did you get to cast tim robbins for the part of ’robert langdon’ in the film version of ’the da vinci code’?
:Monigue says: your favorite book? your favorite actor? why what a precious gift that would be from me to you. actually we got ’tom hanks’ to play the role.
,Tyler query.,Monique coffee.
,Tyler shock.,Monique news.
:Monigue says: yes, i really hate you that much.
,Tyler shock.,Monique talk.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Dan Brown Bites '
written by
Goatlord
:Tyler says: frozen urine can kill you.
:Monigue says: orange urine may, yes.
,Tyler talk.,Monique talk.
:Tyler says: doubtful as red lizards.
:Monigue says: idiot nose goblin.
,Tyler talk.,Monique talk.
,Tyler coffee.,Monique news.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' T-Rex '
written by
Dan
:Monigue says: oh, my back. oh, i need a back rub!
:Monigue says: ooooooooooooooh!
:Tyler says: oh for the love of,... fine i’ll go get some massage oil.
,Tyler talk.,Monique headinhands.
:Monigue says: yay!
:Tyler says from offstage: it’s times like these that i wish i was a tyrannosaurus rex.
:Monigue says: what? why?
,Tyler none.,Monique headinhands.
:Tyler says from offstage: tiny vestigal arms. can’t give back rubs.
:Monigue says: plus the whole, biting me in half if i give you any lip.
:Tyler says from offstage: i wish, i wish i was a tyrannosaurus rex.
,Tyler none.,Monique headinhands.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Cosmetic Surgery '
written by
Dan
:Monigue says: do you think my appearance could benefit from cosmetic surgery?
,Tyler news.,Monique query.
:Tyler says: that depends. do you mean that you’d have your thighs done?
,Tyler news.,Monique silent.
:Tyler says: or that everyone else would have their eyelids sewn shut?
,Tyler news.,Monique angry.
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