F#@$ You, My Darling!

created by Dan Beeston.

' ...and where, is the Stumpy Bear? '

written by

Goatlord

the annual work hunting trip is coming up and because you always complain about the cold weather, i bought you a new jacket.

i’d rather not go.

as would i but the people i work for are scary and i don’t want to do anything that could damage their fragile psyche. why don’t you go try it on?

wow...i don’t believe i’ve ever said this before but it’s huge.

yes, quite. the sales assistant said it would keep you alive in temperatures as low as 53 degrees kelvin so i asked her if the stripy one would keep you alive in temperatures as low as 53 degrees hobbes....

very good dear, just one question.

why does the hood have it’s very own set of antlers?

it’s aaah, a theme weekend.

well, then you won’t mind wearing that lovely vest mother bought you for christmas, the one with the large bullseye on the back.

F#@$ You, My Darling!

created by Dan Beeston.

' Gullible’s Travels '

written by

Goatlord

god, spare me.

why? i mean...huh?

there is going to be a ’buffy’ and ’firefly’ crossover movie. there will be no ’angel’ involvement due to, and i quote, "the wb are being ghey."

ohmygodthatissocool ican’twait oooomaybewe’llseesome kayleeandwillowaction ohyeah thatwouldbesooogood...

llllloser.

F#@$ You, My Darling!

created by Dan Beeston.

' Alien Saucer '

written by

Dan

have you ever been abducted by an alien saucer?

wha,.. what??

what the hell kind of question is that?

it’s just that, if you were, i think they may have forgotten to remove the probe.

F#@$ You, My Darling!

created by Dan Beeston.

' Overseas '

written by

Dan

well, what do you want me to do?

maybe you can actually spend some money and take me on an overseas trip.

well actually, you know the eiffel tower?

*gasp* yes! of course!

sit on it!

nice

F#@$ You, My Darling!

created by Dan Beeston.

' Maps '

written by

Dan

two friggin’ hours late!!

don’t blame me. you were the one who wouldn’t stop for directions.

you were supposed to be reading the map.

women aren’t inclined to reading maps, we’re more adapt at emotional problems.

well, that just goes to show how very woeful women are at doing anything important.

i don’t need a map to tell you where to go this time tyler.

F#@$ You, My Darling!

created by Dan Beeston.

' Camera '

written by

Dan

i think my camera might be broken.

mmm?

oh, wait. that’s right. you’re just really ugly.

mmm.

hey!

F#@$ You, My Darling!

created by Dan Beeston.

' Sleep '

written by

Dan

,..and then she told marci that the baby wasn’t his and sue marched around there and she said that she wasn’t going to stand for any more of it and then jack (you remember jack?) he said the he,... he,.. *yawn*

thud!

zzzzzzz

with monique dosed up on rohypnol i’ve got the chance to enjoy some peace and quiet.

zzzzzzz

hmm, i must be getting old. i remember a time when,...