my dog has no nose. ...you don’t have a dog. | ok then, your dog has no nose. |
beware the fetid donkey cheese! it consumes with a hitherto unknown passion for the art of kanly. | beware the wife with the hitherto unknown passion for dropping acid in her husband’s morning coffee. | mmmmm....snozberry. |
yo yo yo my skanky ho! | i be keepin it real wit my gangsta homies aight! chilly willy, funky monkey, yo...da. biatch! | i think mr ps2 needs a nice, relaxing coffee bath. werd. |
here’s something interesting. today i knocked my ring against a window and i freaked that i’d be blamed for damage, but the window was fine. | in fact, it turns out that the stone in my ring now has a small scratch in it. i thought that diamond was the strongest substance there was. | what do you think that means? in hindsight i would have bought talc. |
am i beginning to lose some of my boyish good looks? hmmm,.. well,.. | it’s like someone built a car out of ugly sticks,.. | ,..and then backed it over your head. |
tyler monique i... | i know. |
oh dear, listen to this poor loser, "naughty girl desperate for good spanking..." | "turn ons: chips, dips, chains and whips. turn offs: candlewax on the nipples." | why is my mobile number printed with the ad?! happy unbirthday antlered one. |